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Weekend to each other about Pizza Hut, point a lot of food, drink, both of us spent more than three hundred, had not even finished. Checkout intended to AA, who knows that man straight in the downstairs to go, I had to dig into their pockets, bloody tears plus heartbreak wooden, who know the beauty that money directed within cargo shout out prices, still attached to shout several times within the cargo back credit card, I also rushing to checkout, can not let him think that I deliberately snatched his hand card directly, but lovely beauty brush under bin also said she is in chivalric .
I female paper a mobile phone before two days to restore the factory set up a number, and then I sent a message in the qq now also have a wood texted amount, also wood on a qq asked , the feelings of those numbers are white save the really unrequited love ...
Xuanyuanjian finale, Yuwen extension into a one-armed heroes. Have to wait Ningke 500 years, really the tragedy. gc I see, students drifting away, said something: we have to wait 500 years, and the other hand also shall line and broken. I said very egg pain.
I am male, 90 years. A child about 4,5 years old, my mother gave my brother and one for a dollar, let's get a haircut (when a haircut dollars), I stared at the mirror to see Barber aunt immediately cut a good time, and she said, "Auntie, you do not want to wash your hair, give me back to let my mom wash, but I can only give you 50 cents a barber shop, my brother and we were squatting on the canteen door licking ice cream. When a five cents ice cream is good to eat!
Once home to do seafood (like shells that stuff, do not remember the name) to eat a Dad friend called and said come home drinking, but food to eat half, to guests not be justified, the father put on the table shells back into the dish ← _ ← look is not how to move a dish. Guests to also said that you did not have na? My mom on you! ! !
I remember that is a political lesson, I sat second row, sat in the first row repetition buddies (single single sitting), to take advantage of the teacher on the blackboard notes, this man leisurely lit a cigarette, just few mouthfuls of smoke, the teacher is a look back, this man was directly asked myself the whole shoot into my mouth, and I was shocked. . Teacher turn over again, this man blew smoke out, and oral unscathed. . Admire! !
Lz three days of a brother in my high school after I read the second year, the earthquake, when the lunch break, boys suffer close to the floor with the girls floor, then wear a bunch of them down the stairs after small playground see the following three points did not the mushrooms cool shoes, open-air the Bazi ah! He said at that time did not panic Shenma are surprise!
Did not go to college thinking University beauty flocks. The university found that the original did not even a few girls ... and even less beautiful. But still hopeful life ... when I saw a conservative estimate of weight for height 170 170 female side arm 170 but scrawny boys (do not rule out the original fat, just tired and thin ...). I'm messy. Engineering schools can not afford to hurt.
Renting lived outside the village, a summer evening came in a giant gecko. Scared to death, I am female, are most afraid of these things, seek help immediately degrees mother looking for a way to get rid of it, see the degree Niangshui gecko hide people and does not bite, then very calm their ride out of more than one month, mosquito coils the bednets full withdrawal no Bishu Tan!
The first went to her husband home acclimatized, eat something indigestible bed with her husband at night. The middle of the night, he has been sleeping, I P intended to endure for a long time did not hold back. Really stinky, smelly wake of this sleeping husband. My husband says that smell most foul P in this life. Today, four years later her husband said in then P flavor Utah.
My car in a narrow channel, there are a few meters on to open out, and suddenly a brand-new Volkswagen top came in, we were both stopped, my other buddy child reversing the results of two minutes buddy child motionless. I get mad, head out shouted at him: "What!" buddy child at me shouting: "reverse how to hang!" this time round with me speechless.
Friends like family love to bet on a blog or something, one day, she lost big, and her mother shouting at her to buy seaweed back soup, her down from the clouds to the market, came into the shop to ask directly: the boss, there is no vaginal discharge? ? The boss is a Man Tate, dumbfounded, back to say: I did not, my wife might have. The friend did not go to now that shop, even after all.
Daughter on Zhongban. Our kindergarten one semester over 4000, the sister-in-law college the year tuition before 7500, saying how the nursery? On a kindergarten parents gifts, and please. The college is also expensive, small class of 3-year-old, 5-year-old on the middle shift, since there are large classes. Kindergarten spent tens of thousands. Crazy, nobody nobody asked to
Just now, just now, the colleague next to me shouted "Settlement, Settlement, Settlement, fifteen million dollars!" Estimated that in the United States color ball!
My colleagues like work watching TV, and a variety of TV shows, see the various laughed. See inside threw a grenade, Nima excited pound the table shouted, "Be careful grenade ah!!!"
Two force veterans like overtime, do not sleep at night people do not sleep most of the night, half past two ah! ! The phone rang, ah! ! ! I see this two forced ah! ! ! Of course, I do not pick up! ! ! A look at the micro-channel qq offline messages! Him a force in the middle of the night half past one asked me "You're in overtime."! ! ! ! Midnight the one thirty ah! ! ! I do not answer the phone texting, ah! ! Said the urgency of the situation, to do things ah! ! Half past two! ! Gay ah! !
The new director of marketing for a super wonderful work, One day a woman on his hands said: You go to the fringe repair, flat bangs will block the way of getting money, the only kind of non-mainstream before leveling bangs. Nima, you are the non-mainstream, the the mud whole family are non mainstream
One of my male colleagues, told him to excel to be a registration form, but he used the word to do, and I ran to him, calling him redo, he said simple things you changed not finished Well, he Ah side confident said as he changed the suffix from doc xls.
My roommate is a Need for morning classes we found the strange shape of her breasts, raised the top of the recessed part of the school dormitory, she undress results of her bra to wear anti-, she said this is normal because she played too early, it was dark, she said to also wear versa. Nyima, the bra can wear anti!
My roommates dyed his hair Lvmao to and then in quarters kept a pet is a big spider in Africa! ! Big! Spider! Spider! Arts called the blood of a flower! ! Nickname small roses! Xiaomei! Rose! I feel into a secondary world ...
Roommate and her boyfriend quarrel, my roommate took out a kitchen knife in the cut of the door (because her boyfriend locked himself in a room and refused to open the door) that moment I know that love is terrible!
My roommate evening wear socks and feet, asked why, she said, the socks and wash, and convenient to save water.
I-stay like cucumber attaining, but she will face rinsing cucumber eat! ! ! Eat! ! ! Into! ! ! Go! !
You learn it! One of my roommates boiled rice porridge with thermos bottle, wash the rice into a thermos bottle filled with boiling water, the next morning a full bottle porridge, simple and save! A dormitory enough for ten people to eat!
I once borrowed my roommate one pair of new socks forget to also re-buy a pair of her, she did not remind me, silently basking in the socks underwear full stole, and then I did not know, and I went to see her by Acura she lent me.
Roommate weight loss success, someone the bedroom stopping immediately stripped posters, the action is fairly quick, but also pinch her chest to prove thin but the chest is not smaller.
Father one day asked me, you know what mice eat, I was Joseph replied Mice Love Rice. He asked, you know that the mouse why love rice? I did not know. He said, because Mickey Mouse!
The sake of my parents because Buddhist devotees, not killing, so the family of cockroaches are perennial stir up trouble, wander in and out of the kitchen, living room closet sofa. Mother courier received today, I harbored mood apart is looking forward to a teapot, opened the lid, filled with dense cockroaches. Petrified → _ → ..... pot I put the balcony, but still in shock to
After my mom every time into my room not knocking intruder, there are times I really intolerable to her coax a "you do not know come to knock on the door!" So ... my mom into my room first, to fight, to open the door, again, knock on the door ...
Once mc two weeks later, my mom asked nervous I was not pregnant, and also told me to buy a pregnancy test, I said not possible, the dead are not willing to buy, and then my mother said, you do not buy I buy his aging mother I am too late for half a month ...
The PO main is a funv, intentionally or unintentionally, speaking often and mother point which star is based Friends like suddenly from day to chat to the topic of gay mother asked the two men how to do, fencing it? Instant brain subversion Three Views.